NFL Viewing Party At The Bellagio Las Vegas

[Shrink Attack]

This is me playing poker with y'all following the Cowboys-Giants game...

[SS]

Please sign me up Greg, I'll be there. I'll be teaming up with Scott again this year in the Classic and will have some other teams on my own. Can't wait!

[BillyWaz]

Most likely will be in the air during the game , but should be there after if there is going to be poker.

[Shrink Attack]

Most likely will be in the air during the game , but should be there after if there is going to be poker.

Billy...let me write you a doctor's excuse (it would be on a psychiatrist's letterhead, so in your case it would be believable), get an earlier flight, and be there for kickoff!

[BillyWaz]

Most likely will be in the air during the game , but should be there after if there is going to be poker.

Billy...let me write you a doctor's excuse (it would be on a psychiatrist's letterhead, so in your case it would be believable), get an earlier flight, and be there for kickoff!

Cool....

"my psychiatrist in Memphis said my ass needs to be out there before kickoff, or it could be detrimental to my well being!"

I'm sure that would work!

[Shrink Attack]

Most likely will be in the air during the game , but should be there after if there is going to be poker.

Billy...let me write you a doctor's excuse (it would be on a psychiatrist's letterhead, so in your case it would be believable), get an earlier flight, and be there for kickoff!

Cool....

"my psychiatrist in Memphis said my ass needs to be out there before kickoff, or it could be detrimental to my well being!"

I'm sure that would work!

No, no...you don't get it! I already know your principal doesn't give a rat's ass about you...make it about the kids!

Look...here's the letter I've typed up for you:

Dear Principal Tight Ass,

This letter is in regard to Mr. Billy Wasosky, who is currently hospitalized under my direct psychiatric care.

As you are probably aware, Mr. Wasosky was found nude in the student bathroom at your school last Thursday. Please do not be alarmed. While you may be concerned this represents a Sexual Disorder, let me reassure you that this behavior is typical of Fantasy Football Players who stray into the abyss of playing Fantasy Baseball. This mind-numbing, soul-sucking torture is currently in use by the CIA in place of water boarding. It has broken the will of many men, and should be made illegal. Senator John McCain has introduced a bill to outlaw the hobby, but a certain Mr. Ambrosius has blocked all legislative efforts.

Nevertheless, Mr. Wasosky is undergoing intensive corrective therapy, including electroshock treatments as well as being made to watch an entire baseball game from beginning to end. This may sound harsh, but the only other option was too inhumane: Dinner and a movie with Tony Siragusa.

While Mr. Wasosky has improved, I remain concerned for your students, as the literature is very clear regarding a correlation between playing Fantasy Baseball and being found nude in public restrooms.

Therefore, it is my medical opinion that Mr. Wasosky be allowed to travel to Las Vegas, Nevada USA in order to attend a special workshop conducted by yours truly on Wednesday, September 5th. This specialized therapy is specifically designed to cure him of this horrible affliction. Treatment involves but is not limited to alcohol, female breasts, alcohol, football, alcohol, betting, alcohol, fine dining, alcohol, Fantasy Football drafts, alcohol, poker, alcohol, pool-side therapy, alcohol, clubs, alcohol and alcohol...but not necessarily in that order. The therapy sessions begin promptly at 5:30 PM, so Mr. Wasosoky should be afforded an early arrival on Wednesday in order to guarantee he’s there for the seminar kickoff. The seminar lasts until late Sunday night, so I’ve advised Mr. Wasosoky to travel back home at his leisure on Monday. He should be fit for school duty on Tuesday, barring any unexpected setbacks.

I hope I’ve made the urgency of this matter clear. Mr. Wasosky really has no life otherwise, so rescuing his soul could be your small contribution to the betterment of mankind. His fate is in your hands.

Sincerely,

Feelgood Doolittle, M.D.
Board Certified Psychiatrist

Presto! How easy is that?

[BillyWaz]

LMAO Paul!

The funniest thing about this Paul, is the fact that my principal would laugh his ass off if he read this. In all seriousness, this may be what gets me to come early. Need to see if I ask for that or a 1/2 day Monday.

[Shrink Attack]

LMAO Paul!

The funniest thing about this Paul, is the fact that my principal would laugh his ass off if he read this. In all seriousness, this may be what gets me to come early. Need to see if I ask for that or a 1/2 day Monday.

Well, I'll tell you this. I still haven't decided what I'm going to do regarding my own draft plans. If I knew for sure you'd be there for the viewing party and poker, that might seal it for me, too.

[BillyWaz]

We will have to talk soon!

[BLACKHAND]

great letter ! if that does not work i will send an offer that he cant refuse.