Those darn Popes! Always causing trouble.
Guess the computer hates our team and won't accept it.
FIgures we can do better via free agency.
Derek "Lumpy" Anderson Derek, two problems for you this year:
1) You brought too many Popes with you and it overloaded our Catholic computer system!

2) You didn't buy me enough Corona's at dinner after Sunday's Ultimate League draft. Next year double the order!
