Snake Classic

Quahogs · Post by **Quahogs** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 9:12 am

Originally posted by BillyWaz:
quote:Originally posted by Route C:
quote:Originally posted by SNAKE:
SNAKE regretfully informs all here that due to a temporary (hopefully) mechanical breakdown of the SNAKEcomp, the Report Card grades will be put on hold until further notice...sorry...SNAKE Translation: wife said to stop spending 16 hours a day on the internet - especially those football websites. I guess she's pissed about all that $$$$ down the drain - eh snake.

[/QUOTE]Gotta admit RC... that was the first thing that crossed my mind.

[/QUOTE]after Mrs Snake's online tirade Mr Snake finds new place to continue Snake Classic mid-term reports...

Q

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 12:44 pm

SNAKE, I have a favor to ask. I know it's a big part of your message board repertoire, but it would be great if you could please cease with the KCH discussion. While it was probably funny in 4th grade to compare your "prowess" to others, I find it rather offensive for a grown man to continually discuss his size around other heterosexual men. In fact, it's kind of sickening.

Other than this, please carry on!

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:13 pm

Originally posted by SNAKE:
KOQ...contrary to popular belief, this is not "repertoire" here...SNAKE can understand your repulsion at this statement and would honestly choose to rather not be offensive here with (more like) 7th grade-like remarks...however, those that take unprovoked and unjustified shots at The Serpent may choose to do so at the risk of what some might rightfully consider to be unconventional responses ...you see, sorry to say, but SNAKE can not be fully responsible nor take accountability for some of the in-kind replies, that at times venemously roll off the SNAKEtounge...it's just that all goes to black, and the SNAKEvenom naturally flows...as SNAKE is rather fond of you as a fellow FF fighting comrade-in-arms KOQ, he would very much love to adhere to your extremely reasonable and understandable request, and the most effective way to do this is to simply not have the arseclowns provoke, probe, prod, poke and plot...SNAKE I suppose you do absorb a decent amount of poking and proding. That said, try taking the high road with some of the "arseclowns" -- you might find their subsequent responses to be a bit less colorful.

Just my two cents, for whatever they're worth...

BillyWaz · Post by **BillyWaz** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:15 pm

Snake, the problem is that you FREQUENTLY talk about your "***** size" when it has NOTHING to do with the conversation. And unless the conversation is "hey, I'm 13 again", it is totally irrelevant and EXTREMELY bizarre!

I am just glad someone like KOQ brought it up, as I don't think you have/had any concept how much you mention it.

P.S When will the "report cards" continue? I am EAGERLY awaiting my grade!

[ October 25, 2006, 07:17 PM: Message edited by: BillyWaz ]

Route Collectors · Post by **Route Collectors** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:36 pm

Originally posted by BillyWaz:
And unless the conversation is "hey, I'm 13 again", it is totally irrelevant and EXTREMELY bizarre!

Hey...is this the MF'n funny $hit bandwagon...cause if it is ...I'm jumping on. LMAO!

Route Collectors · Post by **Route Collectors** » Wed Oct 25, 2006 4:39 pm

Originally posted by SNAKE:
it is of the strong belief by the fellow comrades here, that the catalyst for this most recent rash of misbehaviors on BtW's behalf was the humbling, ram-rodding, crushing, colossal, life-altering, humiliating defeat that his squad suffered to his arch nemisis, the all mighty, powerful, fierce, gallant, noble, talented and humble SNAKE in Week 4 (142-113)...the warriors here only hope that some day soon, he will be able to fully recover...

Is this the also funny as $hit bandwagon.....make room for another passenger! LMAO!