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JerseyPaul
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Post by JerseyPaul » Mon Oct 25, 2004 5:45 pm

Clearly **Kate and Halle** are the best (likely due to their contract with the Devil).

Liquid Empire should be congratulated for arranging to have Terry Glenn get injured after 1 catch for 6 yards. He should also be congratulated for holding Holt, the 8th best scoring WR, to 1 catch for 4 yards.

We further congratulate Liquid Empire for arranging for his Chad Johnson, averaging 12.4 pooints per game but scoring 27.9 Monday night. He also arranged for Iron Hands Jerry Porter who was averaging 9.9 points per game, to score 23.3 points this week.

Clearly Liquid Empire is a dangerous force.

Be afraid, be very very afraid.

As for getting out of town, Liquid Empire, I must accede to Greg's request that we not implement that element of our deal. After all, these are his boards.

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Post by TradeStar28 » Mon Oct 25, 2004 7:00 pm

Jersey Paul, I appreciate the kind words. But you forgot to tell the investing public that our squad took on this bet with our 2nd round pick, Hines Ward, and our 4th round pick, Andre Johnson on their bye weeks.

At any rate, I would like to give a shout out to a few people:

First and foremost, to the little people out there (literally) , 2 year old Kate and 11 months old Halle. Your sippy cups will be overfilled with some Purple Gatorade this week.

Also, a huge thanks to Elmo, Barney, Big Bird, Kermit the Frog, Maicey the mouse, Baby Einstein, Chad Johnson, Bert and Ernie, Jerry Porter and Cookie Monster.

JP, the entire NFFC league looks forward to seeing you next year at the draft in the dress looking like Molly Ringwald...

"PRETTY IN PINK"




[ October 26, 2004, 01:20 AM: Message edited by: Liquid Empire ]
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Post by BillyWaz » Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:22 pm

Originally posted by Liquid Empire:
[QB] Jersey Paul, I appreciate the kind words. But you forgot to tell the investing public that our squad took on this bet with our 2nd round pick, Hines Ward, and our 4th round pick, Andre Johnson on their bye weeks.

I would have rather faced Andre Johnson and Hines Ward than Keary Colbert & Jerry Porter, as Porter and Colbert combined for over 40 points (Ward and Johnson probably wouldn't have). Champ Bailey then slips on what is a freak play and gives Chad a "walk-in" TD..... yea, you must have sold your souls!

I agree with Jersey Paul that you guys have made a deal with the devil, as you are good, but not as good as your record indicates (as I have proved with your schedule)!

Anyhow, best of luck to all the rest of the way (like you need it!)

P.S. for the record, Hines Ward was your 3RD ROUND pick, but heck it makes the story better when you say 2nd! ;)

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Post by lichtman » Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:32 am

JP -- I can't believe you didn't even give Liquid the chance to be gracious and absolve you of your debt.

He had no intention of making you live up to your end of the bargain as the Jersey State Police called us with their concerns regarding what would happen if you left these boards and found yourself with an extra 8 hours of free time per day.

Something about, "we can't afford to beef up security at Newark airport and we're afraid of what he could do with that much time..."

All kidding aside, JP you are a worthy foe in two leagues (perhaps a bit more worth in one than the other) and BW -- I wish we shared your pessimism on the rest of your season. 1 Game back with 6 to go and a point lead is hardly a dead season.

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Post by TradeStar28 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:03 am

Oh yeah...you are right...we did steal Hines in the 3rd round!

GREG - any chance that Dave and I can receive an autographed picture for our win in the 1st ever "MUZZLE BOWL" ?

As as Cowboy fan , I would take a Tony Dorsett, Drew Pearson, or Tony Hill picture...

Ico is a Jets fan and would probably love a signed New York Sack Exchange pic, or possibly Wesley Walker, Lam Jones, or even Adrian Murrell.

Let us know!
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Post by Greg Ambrosius » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:42 am

Yes, you do deserve an autographed photo for winning that bet. And I think Jersey Paul should get on eBay right now and buy it! :D That seems like the fair answer, don't you think?

As a Cowboys fan, how did you like that butt-whooping my Packers put on your 'Boys this weekend? I sure liked it.

Good luck the rest of the way and JP will have those photos shipped directly to your homes soon.
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Post by TradeStar28 » Tue Oct 26, 2004 7:56 am

Greg, let me ask you a question since you are a guru in sports...

Jerry Porter has recently stated he doesnt wanna be in Oakland next year. He speaks out to the media and this obbiously is not a good thing for team chemistry. Even the fans boo'd him this past weekend and he seemed to step it up a few notches with a big game...

My question is : do you forsee that the Raiders will continue to give him the ball to try to win or do you think they will try to phase him out because he may be a big distraction for the squad?
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