NFFC BREAKING NEWS
Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:27 am
INFORMATION CAME 2ND HAND FORM A NEW BUT “RELIABLE" SOURCE. HE ALSO ASKED NOT TO BE NAMED. THX FOR PM. HOPEFULL NO INACCURACIES.
2005: HE HAD A BROKEBACK-GOOD REGULAR SEASON TEAM. IN THE PLAYOFFS, HIS TEAM WAS OUT OF IT QUICKER THAN THE 2006 TITANS. HE WAS BEAT UP ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS. BUT, HE PERSEVERED AND FOUGHT BACK WITH POISONOUS VENOM.
2006: HE CLAIMED HE WOULD SHOW THE WORLD HE KNEW FANTASY FOOTBALL.
RUMORS OF SNAKE’S FANTASY FOOTBALL SUCCESS GO BACK TO LAST YEAR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. THE LATEST CAME AFTER WEEK 3 OF THE 2006 NFL SEASON, WHEN THE INEVITABLE WAS FULLY REALIZED, SNAKE IS DEAD LAST IN THE NFFC . WHETHER HE WANTS IT OR NOT, SNAKE CURRENTLY HAS THE DISTINCTION OF BEING RECOGNIZED AS THE WORST PLAYER IN THE NFFC (AS MEASURED BY NFFC POINTS). NEWS OF IT REACHED EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE AND RENEWED THE DEBATE ABOUT WHY SNAKE CAN’T CASH IN THE NFFC. SNAKE CRITICS SAY HE’S JUST NOT VERY GOOD. SNAKE SUPPORTERS SAY THE PAST 3 YEARS HAVE BEEN AN ABBERATION AND HE WILL BE BACK TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY (WITH A LIGHTER WALLET OF COURSE).
OFFICIALS FORM IOLA, WI RUSHED TO CONFIRM WHETHER SNAKE HAS THE LOWEST 3 WEEK POINT TOTAL IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFFC.
AGAIN, INFORMATION CAME 2ND HAND FORM A NEW BUT “RELIABLE" SOURCE. CAN SOMEONE REPLY WITH (OR PM) SNAKE’S ACTUAL TEAM? ONLY INFORMATION I HAVEN’T RECEIVED OR BEEN ABLE TO FIND.
[ September 27, 2006, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: AMERICA ]
2005: HE HAD A BROKEBACK-GOOD REGULAR SEASON TEAM. IN THE PLAYOFFS, HIS TEAM WAS OUT OF IT QUICKER THAN THE 2006 TITANS. HE WAS BEAT UP ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS. BUT, HE PERSEVERED AND FOUGHT BACK WITH POISONOUS VENOM.
2006: HE CLAIMED HE WOULD SHOW THE WORLD HE KNEW FANTASY FOOTBALL.
RUMORS OF SNAKE’S FANTASY FOOTBALL SUCCESS GO BACK TO LAST YEAR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. THE LATEST CAME AFTER WEEK 3 OF THE 2006 NFL SEASON, WHEN THE INEVITABLE WAS FULLY REALIZED, SNAKE IS DEAD LAST IN THE NFFC . WHETHER HE WANTS IT OR NOT, SNAKE CURRENTLY HAS THE DISTINCTION OF BEING RECOGNIZED AS THE WORST PLAYER IN THE NFFC (AS MEASURED BY NFFC POINTS). NEWS OF IT REACHED EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE AND RENEWED THE DEBATE ABOUT WHY SNAKE CAN’T CASH IN THE NFFC. SNAKE CRITICS SAY HE’S JUST NOT VERY GOOD. SNAKE SUPPORTERS SAY THE PAST 3 YEARS HAVE BEEN AN ABBERATION AND HE WILL BE BACK TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY (WITH A LIGHTER WALLET OF COURSE).
OFFICIALS FORM IOLA, WI RUSHED TO CONFIRM WHETHER SNAKE HAS THE LOWEST 3 WEEK POINT TOTAL IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFFC.
AGAIN, INFORMATION CAME 2ND HAND FORM A NEW BUT “RELIABLE" SOURCE. CAN SOMEONE REPLY WITH (OR PM) SNAKE’S ACTUAL TEAM? ONLY INFORMATION I HAVEN’T RECEIVED OR BEEN ABLE TO FIND.
[ September 27, 2006, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: AMERICA ]