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Some Bush classics...
"We will make sure our troops have all that is necessary to complete their missions. That's why I went to the Congress last September and proposed fundamental -- supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts and ammunition and fuel." -- Erie, Pennsylvania, Sep. 4, 2004

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"If you're feeling healthy, like I'm feeling healthy these days, don't get in line for the flu shot." -- Downingtown, Pennsylvania, Oct. 21, 2004

I thought people are supposed to take the flu shot when they are healthy to prevent becoming unhealthy.

"We are gathered here today to remind you that we are gathered here today." John Kerry 2004

Answering a question about his "I voted for the $87 billion, before I voted against it statement". Kerry today claimed, "that was at the end of a long day, I was tired, and inarticulate". The trouble was he made the speech at a luncheon meeting.

Not a direct quote, but one of the funniest lines I've heard yet:

"John Kerry met with Ralph Nader last week. Both sides of every issue were discussed. And then, Nader spoke." Jay Leno