Twas the Night before Christmas

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Dec 24, 2004 5:18 pm

T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, all Donald Driver owners are estatic about his 165 yds and a trip to the "HOUSE"...

My lineups are set on the computer with care, because if I don't win my fantasy playoffs, my wife might replace my shampoo with Nair...

The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while I'm staring at the ceiling wondering if Fred Taylor's knee is as bad as some said...

Then down the chimney slid old Kris Kringle, with a Ho Ho Ho and some bells and a jingle.

He said "Taylor will play, I'll grant you that bit, but I don't know why because this year you've been such a rotten little $hit"...Merry Christmas from Diesel.