The Burger King

wayne123 · Post by **wayne123** » Wed Aug 16, 2006 7:35 pm

I want to make sure The Burger King will be available to draft this season. I think he plays wide receiver for the Vikings and defense for the Ravens. I don't know what his final stats were last year, but this guy seemed to be scoring every week! However, there is no mention of him in your magazine and I cannot find him ranked anywhere. This is a huge oversight! I mean...come on...he is like the only dude in the league whose head is too big to fit in a helmet! Surely you are aware of him!!!!!

rtttslr · Post by **rtttslr** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 6:01 am

Well done!

Gordon Gekko · Post by **Gordon Gekko** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:35 am

i like those too

FatPerez · Post by **FatPerez** » Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:32 am

I mean...come on...he is like the only dude in the league whose head is too big to fit in a helmet!Technically Poo_Foot, you are indeed correct. Willie Roaf has retired, and that leaves The Kang as the only remaining member of the NFL that cannot fit his melon into a regulation-sized helmet.

wayne123 · Post by **wayne123** » Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:46 pm

For the record, I would like to mention that THE BURGER KING has been this year's biggest bust. He has gotten a tackle or two each week (it seems like all he does is "Jack-Up" Torry Holt), but his offensive production is nowhere to be found. Does anyone know if he had an injury?

richieprimo · Post by **richieprimo** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:08 am

Word is that Al Davis has made serious inquiries into signing him. He could definitely crack THAT lineup. And for another upgrade, they could replace Randy Moss with Ronald McDonald.

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:37 am

Originally posted by Primo:
And for another upgrade, they could replace Randy Moss with Ronald McDonald. What's the difference?

In all seriousness, aside from injuries, retirements, etc, has there been a bigger fall from grace in the last three years than Randy Moss? This guy was a consensus 1st round pick in 2004. Next year, he'll be an afterthought.

richieprimo · Post by **richieprimo** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:47 am

Originally posted by King of Queens:
quote:Originally posted by Primo:
And for another upgrade, they could replace Randy Moss with Ronald McDonald. What's the difference?

[/QUOTE]Ronald has shorter hair and is a better downfield blocker.

TradeStar28 · Post by **TradeStar28** » Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:17 am

Originally posted by Primo:
quote:Originally posted by King of Queens:
quote:Originally posted by Primo:
And for another upgrade, they could replace Randy Moss with Ronald McDonald. What's the difference?

[/QUOTE]Ronald has shorter hair and is a better downfield blocker. [/QUOTE]Ronald Curry ?

mikeybok · Post by **mikeybok** » Fri Dec 22, 2006 10:49 am

Originally posted by Blue_Foot:
I want to make sure The Burger King will be available to draft this season. I think he plays wide receiver for the Vikings Pretty odd to leave him out as he is probably the leading Viking receiver this year and apparently the only one who can catch the ball!!!