Now, when you get time, please dispell these rumors floating around:
1) You had to come back, it's Michigan/Mich. State week and you wanted to party with your Spartan friends.
2) You saw the light and Peter said you could come in but you had to first go back as an IT guy at a major fantasy website and fix all of their issues.

3) You've already alluded to it, you knew there was no way in hell Tom was going to handle these drafts alone, going forward.
In any case, welcome back to good health. May this week go by quickly.