SNAKEdilemma in Week 4

Sound Advice · Post by **Sound Advice** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:20 am

How about Billy?

Just kidding.

I'd be glad to help you out Snake.

dennis

BillyWaz · Post by **BillyWaz** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 4:34 am

Walker and Westbrook will most likely play Snake (hence no reason to list them on your "injury" thread.

Green will most likely sit.

SO..... put in a replacement for Green and you can enjoy your son's birthday.

That being said, I too am willing to help you out.

Captain Hook · Post by **Captain Hook** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:03 am

SNAKE - a few suggestions
1) Issue Mrs. Snake better instructions regarding planning events during football season. This will either eliminate future problems of the same nature - or move you to a new snakehole

2) Agree that Walker and Westy will play. Ahman will likely not play and certainly not be effective if he does, so just bench him and move on.

3) Plenty of volunteers so far - add me to the list if you still need help - I think your backup QB is going to throw for 300+

oh and 4) please learn to spell dilemma or stick to the little bitty words

[ September 28, 2007, 11:25 AM: Message edited by: Captain Hook ]

pizzatyme · Post by **pizzatyme** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:07 am

Snake, I'm happy to help, but I'll be tailgating in preparation of the Colts game!

BTW, I have your dilemna 8 times a year on each home game for the Colts.

BillyWaz · Post by **BillyWaz** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:26 am

Of course this is the reason we ALL should use some protection during January through April so our children are NOT born during football season!

My daughter's birthday is in December.

Poor planning on my part.

Greg Ambrosius · Post by **Greg Ambrosius** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:31 am

Originally posted by BillyWaz:
Of course this is the reason we ALL should use some protection during January through April so our children are NOT born during football season!

Billy, January through April is the off-season for fantasy football die-hards. Isn't that when we're supposed to be ACTIVE with our wives??

BillyWaz · Post by **BillyWaz** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 5:44 am

Originally posted by Greg Ambrosius:
quote:Originally posted by BillyWaz:
Of course this is the reason we ALL should use some protection during January through April so our children are NOT born during football season!

Billy, January through April is the off-season for fantasy football die-hards. Isn't that when we're supposed to be ACTIVE with our wives??

[/QUOTE]Not if you don't want your kids birthday's falling during the season (albeit every seven years- without figuring out leap years)!

I get lucky as my daughter's birthday is on Saturday this year, and skips to MONDAY in 2008!

By the time it rolls around again on a Sunday, she will be a teenager and will want nothing to do with me!

[ September 28, 2007, 11:45 AM: Message edited by: BillyWaz ]

TradeStar28 · Post by **TradeStar28** » Fri Sep 28, 2007 6:16 am

Originally posted by Greg Ambrosius:
quote:Originally posted by BillyWaz:
Of course this is the reason we ALL should use some protection during January through April so our children are NOT born during football season!

Billy, January through April is the off-season for fantasy football die-hards. Isn't that when we're supposed to be ACTIVE with our wives??

[/QUOTE]Reminds me of the old joke-

Why is doggy style the sexual position of choice in the South ?

So they can both watch the NASCAR on the television