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Ted's Cracked Head
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Post by Ted's Cracked Head » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:11 am

Does the Snake machine monitor the spreads and keep stats on the outcomes? I would be curious to see how "close" the spreads finish and on what side.
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Dr. FI$HER
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Post by Dr. FI$HER » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:15 am

Q-

That machine is mesmorizing. I can't seem to find myself stop staring at it! :eek:
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Post by Quahogs » Fri Oct 20, 2006 6:17 am

well, if anything ever comes out let me know.. - if that happens im taking the freaky thing down !

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Post by BillyWaz » Fri Oct 20, 2006 10:28 am

Originally posted by SNAKE:
BillyWaz

Oginally posted by Eddiejag:
Billy and Scareman , a 20 point spread doesnt suprise me at all.
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Those spreads are just fun to read. I actually put no weight into them at all.

The term "consider the source" comes to mind.
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...those spreads are handicapped none other than the SNAKEcomp itself Wazass and NOT SNAKE!...and all here are duly aware of how notoriously and venemously accurate the machine is...how dare you BillyBoy, disrespect the machine!...did you not pay attention to the accuracy rate on which it has hit in the past?...even in this league, to date, the prognostications post-draft to present has been similarily poisionously accurate, not to mention the weekly handicapping since Week 1!...so yes - you SHOULD "consider the source" when it comes to the weekly handicapping here Wazass...and SNAKE shall pass on your apology to the SNAKEcomp via machine-deciphered database paper as well...SNAKE Remind me again who the SNAKEcomp had as the favorite to win the Snake Classic????

Yeah, it is REAL accurate! :confused: :rolleyes:

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Post by BillyWaz » Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:32 pm

Originally posted by SNAKE:
...today, one of the good fighting comrades in The SNAKE Classic asked SNAKE this very legitimate and important question: "Mr. SNAKE, if I get an F on my report card this year, does it mean that I won't be invited next year?"...SNAKE simply felt that it was worth putting his response on this public MB...


...no worries on that end as EVERYBODY is entitled to a bad year/league, even highly decorated and accomplished FF owners like yourself...now, if you have TWO consecutive years in which a comrade underperforms in this ULTRA-competitive league, well then that will be a different story and that owner shall then be banished from entry into The SNAKE Classic for a minimum of ONE year, at which time he may apply for reinstatement only to be decided on by The Serpent himself...hey, still PLENTY of pigskin left to spiral here this year for ALL owners, and on that same note, the ONE AND ONLY ONE RULE THAT WILL RESULT IN AN IMMEDIATE LIFETIME BANISHMENT WITH NO OPPORTUNITY FOR PAROLE OR REINSTATEMENT AT ANY FUTURE TIME IS FOR THOSE FELLOW FF FIGHTING COMRADES WHO QUIT AT ANY TIME DURING THE SEASON!!!...SNAKE has, and will continue to, pay close attention to the lineup submissions from each owner every week regardless of record or total points each comrade here has in any given week...SNAKE ABSOLUTELY ABHORS/HATES/DESPISES QUITTERS AND THERE IS NO PLACE FOR THAT KIND OF VERMIN IN THIS ULTRA-COMPETITIVE LEAGUE!...good luck this week to all the battle-scarred and hardened warriors here who will continue to FIGHT, and fight HARD!...SNAKE Did Snake drink a Red Bull or something???

This post reminds me of Beavis having one of his seizures!

[ October 21, 2006, 06:30 AM: Message edited by: BillyWaz ]

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Post by TradeStar28 » Fri Oct 20, 2006 4:21 pm

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Post by Route Collectors » Sat Oct 21, 2006 3:24 am

There are really quite a few funny posts on the first few pages of this thread. The thing that made me look back was snake calling this league an exclusive league by invitation only.
That would go over better if the first page didn't EXCLUSIVELY invite ANYONE who wanted a shot at snake LOL. Just messin with you snake. ;)

Another funny post was Billy initially declining to get in this league because he was at his LIMIT of 3 satellites. How many are you really in Billy...347? LMAO :D

As far as the good natured poking fun of my bye week short comings let me suggest that you leave that one alone snakie. It really looks bad for your team when you point out the zeros I'm taking to keep my team intact while you put in 10 warm bodies and still can't outscore me.

Wouldn't that knock your squad down a notch in the evaluations? :eek:

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