Vegas Fantasy Football Bachelor Party- 8/31 - Revised Invite

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:55 am

Originally posted by FI$HER:
Like in the movie Bachelor Party...when the wives go to the male strip club.....

One of the wives to the stripper waiter....."Is it Nick or is it Nick the dick?"

Stripper/ waiter....."No....its just Nick."

Then the other wife says to him....as he has his member out on a tray in a hot dog bun

"Is that the foot long?"

And he replies...."And then some"

rofl No joke, I was JUST thinking of this movie and this scene in particular -- yesterday, Greg said we have 364 "and then some". Don't believe I've ever seen that term used by anyone other than Nick the Dick and Greg the Commish.

Fisher, you and I must have had the same chip inserted in our brains during Operation: Mindcrime.

Dr. FI$HER · Post by **Dr. FI$HER** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:06 am

UFS-

Unfortunately our conference table only seats 10 people so looks like we will keep it there. There will be plenty of other stuff going on to keep everyone happy.

And The FI$HER draft day cheat sheets will be locked up in the casino vault 100 feet below ground in case anyone was getting any funy ideas.

TradeStar28 · Post by **TradeStar28** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:39 am

Originally posted by King of Queens:
quote:Originally posted by FI$HER:
Like in the movie Bachelor Party...when the wives go to the male strip club.....

One of the wives to the stripper waiter....."Is it Nick or is it Nick the dick?"

Stripper/ waiter....."No....its just Nick."

Then the other wife says to him....as he has his member out on a tray in a hot dog bun

"Is that the foot long?"

And he replies...."And then some"

rofl No joke, I was JUST thinking of this movie and this scene in particular -- yesterday, Greg said we have 364 "and then some". Don't believe I've ever seen that term used by anyone other than Nick the Dick and Greg the Commish.
Fisher, you and I must have had the same chip inserted in our brains during Operation: Mindcrime.

[/QUOTE]Thats pretty funny....

so when people ask greg , "are you Greg the commish".....his answer should be, "No...just Greg!" hehe

KofQ....can u picture 8 fantasy football nerds trying to get a dead upside down mule out of our suite and down the elevator at the wynn ?

mrx · Post by **mrx** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:41 am

Count us in for the party - Teams Calhooooun and Lyons (three drunks total). Karch Adonis may sign autographs.

TradeStar28 · Post by **TradeStar28** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:06 am

K of Q....one of my favorite movies ever is the cult classic "The Warriors".....

During the party I will come out dressed like Cyrus and give this speech.....

Now, look what we have here before us. We got the KJ DUKES sitting next to the FI$HER Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.

You're standing right now with nine delegates from 26 leagues. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore fantasy football players. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it?

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:10 am

Originally posted by FI$HER:
K of Q....one of my favorite movies ever is the cult classic "The Warriors".....

During the party I will come out dressed like Cyrus and give this speech.....

Now, look what we have here before us. We got the KJ DUKES sitting next to the FI$HER Boys. We've got the Moonrunners right by the Van Cortlandt Rangers. Nobody is wasting nobody. That... is a miracle. And miracles is the way things ought to be.

You're standing right now with nine delegates from 26 leagues. And there's over a hundred more. That's 20,000 hardcore fantasy football players. Forty-thousand, counting affiliates, and twenty-thousand more, not organized, but ready to fight: 60,000 soldiers! Now, there ain't but 20,000 police in the whole town. Can you dig it? Huzzah!

Greg Ambrosius · Post by **Greg Ambrosius** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:17 am

Originally posted by Dr. FI$HER:
Greg-

We will see if Mr. Wynn can send his personal limo to get you here as fst as possible.

And remember boys....

What happens in Vegas....... Is there room for four of us from KP (myself, Brady and two workers) to partake in the festivities?

I can watch Zaleski lose at poker and then see if anything else is better looking than that in the room.

If you have Corona's for the Commish, I'll find a way to get to the Wynn suite that night. That's a promise!!!

Captain Hook · Post by **Captain Hook** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:19 am

Originally posted by Soupdog:
She will be the one with three teeth, so you can't miss her. LOL

You know what you have when you take a picture of the 32 Tennessee Titan Cheerleaders?
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a full set of teeth

Dr. FI$HER · Post by **Dr. FI$HER** » Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:19 am

Greg-

Any friends of yours.....

You're all friggin welcome!

Coronas, limes and first lap dance of the night, got you covered Commish.