Monday Night Needs?

BONGIZMO · Post by **BONGIZMO** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:09 am

As for my needs:

NFFC Cutler and Gould outscore Pett by 24.5.

NFFCP Stafford gets me 50.

NFFCO Staff, Gould and Burleson outscore Hanson by a mere 98.6.

In a 500 Sat I need Cutler to just not be outscored by Forte by more than 10. Why yes I actually have a team leading at something heading into tonight. :/

BLACKHAND · Post by **BLACKHAND** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 8:10 am

diesel plays hard. when i play diesel im going to be ready. got this from the screwface himself.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:19 am

Bongizmo, I've literally "laughed out loud" a few times today, reading these boards. LOL. If you don't have fun with it, what do we do it for? I'm impressed that the messageboards are capable of displaying all of those languages. LoL

Frank Blackhand, Not the Garlic! My fingers just burned on my phone. Disgrazie! Disgrazie! LOL. I'm going back to the voodoo books for you, but first I have to light my candles and insense to stop the entire Lions offense tonight.

BillyWaz · Post by **BillyWaz** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 10:25 am

I only need 3 small requests....

1) The Chicago D to score 3 or more points.

2) Brandon Pettigrew to score 9.2 points (1.5 ppr)

3) Brandon Pettigrew to outscore Jason Hanson by one full point.

If it is a continuation from the day I had yesterday, I will get none of those.

Good luck everyone!

mattjb · Post by **mattjb** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:14 pm

if the flags continue at this pace this is going to be Tuesday Morning Football.

particra · Post by **particra** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:18 pm

So far, this is the worst game in NFL history

mattjb · Post by **mattjb** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 2:24 pm

and it's getting worse.

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:30 pm

A few things I'm noticing this season...

1-Chris Berman now only speaks in one breath. He takes a breath and speaks until you can vividly tell he's just about out of air. Sometimes you can barely make out his final words before he takes his next breath. I don't know if he's a smoker or if it's coming time for the Swammi to slow his roll.

2-There are people who come to every game with a whistle. Each game I've seen this year, I'm noticing a slight flinch each time I hear a bogus whistle or two in the stands. The players/coaches have GOT to be talking about this. I'm wondering what the penalty is if you're caught blowing a whistle or caught with a whistle at a game because people are definitely blowing whistles every now and then, just after the ball is hiked.

mattjb · Post by **mattjb** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:34 pm

Originally posted by mattjb:
I need Forte to get 11.9 more points than Pettigrew. Gonna be close. damn it.

King of Queens · Post by **King of Queens** » Mon Oct 10, 2011 3:35 pm

Originally posted by Diesel:
Chris Berman now only speaks in one breath. He takes a breath and speaks until you can vividly tell he's just about out of air. Sometimes you can barely make out his final words before he takes his next breath. I don't know if he's a smoker or if it's coming time for the Swammi to slow his roll. I blame the Two for Twenty's:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NNiXl9yTuU