NFFC BREAKING NEWS

AMERICA · Post by **AMERICA** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:27 am

INFORMATION CAME 2ND HAND FORM A NEW BUT “RELIABLE" SOURCE. HE ALSO ASKED NOT TO BE NAMED. THX FOR PM. HOPEFULL NO INACCURACIES.

2005: HE HAD A BROKEBACK-GOOD REGULAR SEASON TEAM. IN THE PLAYOFFS, HIS TEAM WAS OUT OF IT QUICKER THAN THE 2006 TITANS. HE WAS BEAT UP ON THE MESSAGE BOARDS. BUT, HE PERSEVERED AND FOUGHT BACK WITH POISONOUS VENOM.

2006: HE CLAIMED HE WOULD SHOW THE WORLD HE KNEW FANTASY FOOTBALL.

RUMORS OF SNAKE’S FANTASY FOOTBALL SUCCESS GO BACK TO LAST YEAR, AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT HAS BEEN GREATLY EXAGGERATED. THE LATEST CAME AFTER WEEK 3 OF THE 2006 NFL SEASON, WHEN THE INEVITABLE WAS FULLY REALIZED, SNAKE IS DEAD LAST IN THE NFFC . WHETHER HE WANTS IT OR NOT, SNAKE CURRENTLY HAS THE DISTINCTION OF BEING RECOGNIZED AS THE WORST PLAYER IN THE NFFC (AS MEASURED BY NFFC POINTS). NEWS OF IT REACHED EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE AND RENEWED THE DEBATE ABOUT WHY SNAKE CAN’T CASH IN THE NFFC. SNAKE CRITICS SAY HE’S JUST NOT VERY GOOD. SNAKE SUPPORTERS SAY THE PAST 3 YEARS HAVE BEEN AN ABBERATION AND HE WILL BE BACK TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY (WITH A LIGHTER WALLET OF COURSE).

OFFICIALS FORM IOLA, WI RUSHED TO CONFIRM WHETHER SNAKE HAS THE LOWEST 3 WEEK POINT TOTAL IN THE HISTORY OF THE NFFC.

AGAIN, INFORMATION CAME 2ND HAND FORM A NEW BUT “RELIABLE" SOURCE. CAN SOMEONE REPLY WITH (OR PM) SNAKE’S ACTUAL TEAM? ONLY INFORMATION I HAVEN’T RECEIVED OR BEEN ABLE TO FIND.

[ September 27, 2006, 08:28 AM: Message edited by: AMERICA ]

richieprimo · Post by **richieprimo** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:36 am

Originally posted by SNAKE:
HOT OFF THE AP WIRE:

"reports of SNAKE's supposed demise have been extremely premature and greatly exaggerated"...SNAKE

MAIN:

Plummer
Jordan
DeAngelo
Boldin
Ward
Moulds
Shockey
Benson
Lendale
Gabriel
R.White
M.Robinson
A.Smith (TE)
Frye
Morency
V.Jackson Not bad, but...could you add your 1st string to the list?

BillyWaz · Post by **BillyWaz** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:51 am

Originally posted by SNAKE:
HOT OFF THE AP WIRE:

"reports of SNAKE's supposed demise have been extremely premature and greatly exaggerated"...SNAKE

MAIN:

Plummer
Jordan
DeAngelo
Boldin
Ward
Moulds
Shockey
Benson
Lendale
Gabriel
R.White
M.Robinson
A.Smith (TE)
Frye
Morency
V.Jackson Snake, I am not jumping in on this, but you are NOT helping your cause by posting your roster.

mkrucek · Post by **mkrucek** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:55 am

Originally posted by BillyWaz:
[QUOTE]

Snake, I am not jumping in on this, but you are NOT helping your cause by posting your roster. I don't know about that. Seems to make for a good insanity defense.

BillyWaz · Post by **BillyWaz** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 5:28 am

Originally posted by 4D:
quote:Originally posted by BillyWaz:
[QUOTE]

Snake, I am not jumping in on this, but you are NOT helping your cause by posting your roster. I don't know about that. Seems to make for a good insanity defense. [/QUOTE]Oh, if you only knew what Snake is trying to claim now with this team!

If you thought the "alternate persona" episode was ridiculous, this one has it beat! All I have to say is the lack of accountability he has is astonishing!

Lets put it this way, if Snake spills what he PM'ed me, he will be ridiculed FOREVER on the MB.

Your secret is safe with me Snake... for now.

richieprimo · Post by **richieprimo** » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:30 am

Originally posted by SNAKE:
this roster was selected with the hope and expectation that this squad would begin to produce more and more as the season wore on So THAT'S the secret, huh?

I used the draft strategy of selecting players that would start off strong and slowly regress as the season wore on. :rolleyes:

bald is beautiful · Post by **bald is beautiful** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:04 am

Wow, that's some lineup. I wouldn't even try to defend it.

Coltsfan · Post by **Coltsfan** » Fri Sep 29, 2006 9:27 am

With Snake's starting lineup I'm honestly surprised that he is doing as well as he is...